- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Shea's sty....

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What's old and wrinkly? old people

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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