Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How come anti jokes r funny

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

thumb_up thumb_down -1

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops