why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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hey justin

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Anti Joke

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