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What did Delaware? A coat.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

my shift key is broken1

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

This is sparta No this is patrick

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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