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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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