- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

A French man gets into a fight

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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