Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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GONNA

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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