How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

thumb_up thumb_down -1

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

boobs!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops