Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

dick dick dick... frogs

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Shea's sty....

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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