- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

I am very humble.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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