Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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#Getweird

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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go F*** yourself

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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