Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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