rose are red violets should be purple

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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test test

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what do you call your mom? mom

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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You wanna see something really scary?

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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