- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

boobs!

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

dick dick dick... frogs

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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