- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Women's rights.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

4 hours later.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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