Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What is a jew in space? Dead

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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