- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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