- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What did the car do? CRASH!

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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