- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

4 hours later.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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