What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

go F*** yourself

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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