- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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