- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Justin Bieber.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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