- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Face...the other white meat!

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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