Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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YOLO

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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ur mum

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Anti Joke

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