What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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the WNBA

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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hey justin

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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