sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Anti Joke

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