- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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