- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Shea's sty....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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