- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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