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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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