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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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