Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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