What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What does water smell like? water.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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