- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

drew edminstin is a rat

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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