- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What's the capital of Ohio? O

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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