Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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