- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Sex vagina. lol.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

non poop

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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