How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Try it Yourself »

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

thumb_up thumb_down -13

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down -13

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops