- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What does water smell like? water.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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