- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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