- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

masturbating on a tarc bus

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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