- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

Knock, Knock Who's There

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

A dog was barking at a tree

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What's your guys names?

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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