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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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