Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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