Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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A dog was barking at a tree

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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