- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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