- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Knock, Knock Who's There

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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