- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

it's funny because it's funny

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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