- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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