knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Sex vagina. lol.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Im gay What about you

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

non poop

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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