Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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feminine literature

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my whole life!

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Justin Bieber.

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