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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Your mother is average.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

Justin Bieber.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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