They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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