A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Ebola

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Irish sobriety

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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