- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

why do asprins work? Because they're white

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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