What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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alex is cool

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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