Knock, Knock Who's There

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

A dog was barking at a tree

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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