Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Lets Go Lakers!

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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