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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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