- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

A dog was barking at a tree

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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