- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

roses are red violets should be purple

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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