- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Hail Heetluh

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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