whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Anti Joke

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