- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What's your guys names?

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

A dog was barking at a tree

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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