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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

roses are red violets should be purple

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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