- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

I am a women

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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