- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

I am a women

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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