- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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