- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

CAVE JOHNSON.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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