- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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