- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

CAVE JOHNSON.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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